It turns out that I can now reveal the team that Garland was negotiating with. It was Amore Vita/McDonalds. Apparently, there was a limited supply of hair gel and their deal with Cannondale went to Liquigas, so they passed on Garland. Additionally, there was concern about what Garland would request from McDonald's in the feedzone, something about "special sauce and buns".
In the end, Dave does have a stronger resume than Quaranta, who they decided to go with, but Dave's is in the cougar striking field, not the peloton. Since they shifted focus from chasing to tail to kicking it, they passed on the G-Man.
Don't give up your search Dave. Their is a team out there for you with plenty of Italian flair, hair gel, hip cars and a fast food sponsor. Keep it real.
Enmark
1 comment:
No question...
Senior Garland is Mas Macho
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