Sunday, July 15, 2007

Hidin'

I talked to T-Rent on Thursday about racing at the Regatta in Madison on Saturday. It seems that the 317 has flared to full force and he now has a sinus infection that is preventing him from racing. That and a broken crank set, so he is going to keep hidin' in Indy. Much like the Cubs, he is working on coining the phrase, "maybe next year".

Dave Anderson and I represented the Mob and went to Madison for the 3's race. We ended up missing the break of two, chasing the break, not bringing the break back and then lighting the field sprint for 3rd. I had to do an almost full lap lead out, but it was enough to shred the field. Dave easily won the field sprint for 3rd and one guy was able to sit on his wheel for the lead out. I rolled across in 5th.

Surprisingly, immediately after the race, I was interrogated by local law enforcement officials. It seems Grumpy Bill is originally from Madison and they are still looking for him on some out standing "issues". I thought that the doper had it rough, but this is persistence. I of course refused to provide any information and they were resolved to staking out the course next year in hopes to capture the elusive Stoner.

Normally, I would make fun of the doper here, but I have to send a thank you to him this week. Last Sunday, I got stung by a bee or wasp or something midway through our ride. As we kept rolling, my arm got very tight and swelled up. He helped me get to his place, get some ice on it and then rode with me to my drive way to make sure that I did not get any worse, have a reaction, etc. Then, on the Wednesday night ride, I managed to start to bonk midway through the group ride, after he and I flogged each other on the way to the ride for an hour. He hooked me up with some power gel and then a coke on the way home. I expect him to get me on "the stuff" anytime, especially after he hears that I missed the break at Madison. Anyway, Barker gets a free pass this week.

Finally, G-Man and Whitlock raced in Cincy this past weekend. According to Joe, The SS Nazi (Spees) lost his wheel for a lead out, so Joe sat up and rolled in. According to the G-Man, Joe almost rode him off of his bike twice. My guess is that Joe popped during the lead out and dumped a drag chute out and everyone carrying any speed almost flattened him. G-Man swears that the bike spike is not far off and Joe swears that he is about to die after every race, so I am not sure where either really stands. I will get with the SS and try to find out what took place.

I am headed to St. Louis this morning with the Jingle Hammer for Soulard. I will report on that in the coming days.

From the island of E'Ville,

The Enmark (aka Stay Puff)

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

No sure who bailed out first: Joe, the G-Unit, or me. But the whole thing went to shit on the back straight when one of the datin' boys were horizontal.

-Sancho

WHS said...

They should eliminate the first lap of any Pro Cat III Race.
That way the idiots could claim at least one crash free lap.
This particular bonehead just had to move up after the second corner while at the same time twenty other fools just had to move to the left to get near the curb. And so when those twenty jammed together this NITWIT ran into the back of someone who was braking and fell down. I rode three bike lengths off the back except when going up the hill into the wind when we'd go twenty or three.Or both.

Joe was cooked. Someone forgot to tell him a surge would come on the last lap. Imagine.

On the good side he only about knocked me over once when in his exuburance to demonstrate his skill he jumped right across a fine young rider's front wheel causing the seasoned fellow to jam on his brakes and force yours truly to go sideways and jump the curb. It was really fun.

WHS

WHS said...

Trent is in love. When he was married he couldn't race because of he being married. Now, he can't race because he is well not married.

Give it up Dave. Who ever heard of a bike racer that went to races. Indy Bike racers go to Broad Ripple and ride the Monon trail to impress the girls in small clothes. They should just get those Man Bras the Tri A's wear.

WHS

trentcycles said...

Don't hate me 'cuz I'm beautiful.

Unfortunately, the decent races that used to sprinkle the calendar around here are gone (ie. Carmel, Anderson).

(she's hot)

Yes, bike racers race, and if you've looked at the results of the races I have done, my name is nowhere to be seen, so I'm not sure if I'm a racer or not. Although I do enjoy flogging myself out there.

(She's hot)

It's never been about cash, as I've never seen it, but the Madison Race would cost much more than I would get back in cash or satisfaction. I did try to use some semblance of logic as well as concern for my fellow racers. The amount of green stuff I've been sending from my nostrils would likely cause add'l face-plants in the Pro Cat III races. Therefore, live and race another day.

(She's hot)

I WILL be at the Hilly Hundred Race this year hoping to improve on last year's results.

BTW, did I mention she's HOT???

- Waldo