As mentioned earlier in the blog, The Doper won the Indy Stage Race. He managed to take advantage of some stellar team work from Dave Anderson & T-Rent at Ft. Ben on Saturday and win the opening RR.
Then, proving that dope does work, he beat me in the time trial. Actually, he beat a lot of people and I am not any good, so it does not come as a big surprise that he beat me. Judging by the photos, the dosage wasn't quite right for the TT, but we will follow up with Fuentes on that. 442's with Ram Air can't open up that much.
Then, he played "Shadow Man" in the crit and managed to get second there. That locked up the event for him. In reality, he could not have ridden much better for the weekend.
Here is my dilemma.
For some reason, as soon as the crit was over, he gave me the pictured shoe box above and asked me to get it back to E'Ville as quickly as possible. He said something about, "No Cop, No Stop" and hurried me to my car. Right after that, he ducked into a horse stall, put on a rasta cap with dread locks wig and pretended he did not know any of us.
I might have to log a call with Mr. Obvious.
From the island of E'Ville,
The Enmark
1 comment:
ya man where be my shoe box????
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