Monday, March 17, 2008

West Coast

So the G-Man is pretty much settled in Phoenix. I talked to him last weekend and he knocked out 2nd in a crit the previous weekend. Pretty impressive stuff for a guy that thinks that the Tour of Flanders is waaaaayyyyyy too early in the season.

More importantly, he is still hunting his prey. He was telling me about taking a tour of a 5.5 million dollar home in the foothills, so he could mack on the agent. He knows how to figure out what a big commission looks like. In a nutshell, the shack had more enclosed outdoor space than his last apartment, but more importantly he said, had a built in deep fryer. You never can tell when you just gotta have some wings.

He did tell me that riding out there is a bit scary. Something about huge groups and F-350's.

Stay tuned for an interview with the G-Man on how to mack Realtor chicks!

From the island of E'ville,

The Enmark

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