As I have mentioned in a previous post, G-Man and I have found a cause that we can unite behind. I have been fairly busy with work and life, but G-Man is doing his part, helping make the world a better place. I was able to take a minute the other day to conduct a brief interview with him to analyze his progress.
The Enmark: So G-Man, how has the volunteer work with Save the Ta-Ta's been going? Is it as fulfilling as you had hoped?
G-Man: It has been crazy! Once I found this great cause, I knew that I had to rally behind it. I really took a step back to figure out where I could have the most immediate impact. I decided to head to Blue's Martini Lounge and offer my expertise. I used my incredibly acute natural Ta-Ta instincts, which are almost ninja like, to find the girl who needed the most help, so to speak. I can help those with silicone, but it is a difficult process and I wanted to make the most immediate impact. It took 3 hours to assess those DD's. I have carpel tunnel now, but I can assure you that she is currently cancer free!
The Enmark: That must have been quite an experience! You have already begun helping people.
G-Man: It was quite an experience. The first time, I was brought to tears. I mean, I can't believe they fall for this...err, it is so great to get to help people in need.
The Enmark: Some of your opponents think that you are not a certified health professional and that your "diagnosis" is not sound medical advice. What do you say to them?
G-Man: I have studied Ta-Ta's my whole life! Not only that, I am compelled to help. I am committed to this being my legacy. All in all, I know Ta-Ta's.
The Enmark: So you think that your detractors are full of it?
G-Man: I am doing the lords work. It is my calling and I will perform this service until I am gray and old.
From the island of E'ville,
The Enmark
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