The Jinglehammer was decked out in the cream kit and feeling thick and rich Tuesday night at the training ride. That dude just slayed us. I got dropped before the horseshoe and I can't imagine how fast that son of a gun was going with the tailwind home, but judging by the look on Shane's face when I asked him about it, it sucked. Now that he is a 2, he is planning on showing us why. I have to say that I get it now, he's a frickin' motor.
On another note, Smooth as Silke mentioned that the doper could probably get some EPO with his recent injury to prevent his form from falling off too greatly. I thought that this is pure genius. Maybe if I take EPO and lay on the couch watching pros race, I can go faster. I might have to try that. I know that Gardner got a new TV and he is riding better, so I might call the UCI on him.
Great news for tonight's ride, the Hammer has to work! It might not suck as bad.
From the island of E'Ville,
The Enmark
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