G-Man is turning pro!

I have both sad and exciting news to report.

G-Man is taking his game professional. I know, you are thinking, "how does second place in a category 3 race in Indy get someone a pro deal?". This has nothing to do with riding his bike and everything to do with his ability to ride Cougars. Locally, the Ohio Cougar has been formidable prey, but is one that he has come to understand and easily tame. Having tamed the small mid-western Cougar population, he has decided to hunt wilder, more dynamic prey (i.e. silicone enhanced). He is dropping the amateur hunting status and heading to Phoenix, Arizona to tame the silicone beast. He has obtained a new Cougar hunting license focused on the DD class, strictly professional with independent wealth, who can provide him with a massive coronary by the time he is 40.

Good hunting my friend, we will miss you.

From the island of E'ville,

The Enmark

P.S. Stay tuned for a farewell interview with the G-Man prior to his departure.