With the cycling season winding to a close, most of us are left pondering what might have been, making plans to be next years new "Eddy Merckx/Lance Armstrong" or simply have become sick of cycling. With all that has, and is, going on in professional cycling right now, it is pretty easy to see how we could all get a little disenfranchised with it right now. I think that is why the doping community has tried to adopt a similar system the Catholic church.
I am not saying that the dopers will end up lusting after 5 year old boys, although they say the roid rage is weird, but I am saying that they have instituted a hierarchy to help them in their quest to take on the UCI and WADA, but more importantly, remain mainstream in cycling. Velonews covers are an important part of taking doping mainstream. According to Sockguy, Dr. Fuentes has been named "Pope of Dope". Regionally and locally, they are instituting players in the network, trying to take on "The Man". The original doper is being promoted to fight "The Man". We now must refer to the original doper as Cardinal Barker, head of the Category 3 diocese of doping & lunacy.
From the island of E'Ville,
The Enmark
No comments:
Post a Comment