This just in!
Recent events have indicated that Tom Boonen was working with LeMond to get ready for the Tour.
Turns out Greg thought there was no way to win in '89, so he got all jacked up on the white funny powder and figured he would role into Paris easier than the Germans did. Come to find out, when you are all hopped up, you get a little hyper. He thought that he was just taking it easy, strolling into to Paris looking forward to a Bill Clinton like night with interns, hookers, Gina Gershon and what ever else he could land. In the end he was so whacked that he went faster than a Peugeot and won the tour, all because of the funny powder training plan.
Boonen talked to Greg about what to do for the Tour, because in every doping trial ever they call to talk with Greg according to him, and was advised that Cocaine is not on the banned list outside of competition. With that, Tomke felt that he was all good and got whacked out of his mind with visions of Green Jersey's dancing in his head (and images of Gina Gershon).
From the island of E'ville,
The Enmark
1 comment:
mmmmmmmmmmmmm Gina!
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