Friday, June 15, 2007

317 strikes again!!!

I have good and bad news to report.

T-Rent has found the cure for the 317 virus, pre-registering for races outside of Indianapolis, forcing himself to go. He is planning to get his grove on in Louisville tomorrow. I was concerned that he might not shake the virus, but it seems that he is in the clear for now.

However, I am scared to wear my Mob kit much though. It seems the rest of the Mober's have caught the virus from him. I don't want to catch the "only Daly races/317" disease, so I am going to put my Mob clothes in plastic bags in the basement so the virus doesn't spread. We have about a hundred guys on MOB and we have 4 committed to going to the Louisville crit. This race actually has money, which I hear people complaining that Dan does not provide, but they aren't going. HMMM. This virus is much worse than I originally thought. I am going to report it to the center of disease control and see if we can't get some sort of study started.

From the island of E'ville,

The Enmark

3 comments:

STC Captain said...

hmmmm
perhaps the virus can be cured if they race in an area code with a 7 in it - im in 708 - august 11 & 12 - tour of elk grove - 5000 for the cat 3/4 race 4000 for the masters 1/2/3 race the next day -
the first 3 to reply get free lodging at the STC. anyone like cash???

The Enmark said...

Free lodging....I am in! 5K, let's rip it!

trentcycles said...

I'm in!

Those aren't pillows!