Well it is official. Enmark's View is the first to report on this. The T-Rent is no longer a pro power house like the above photo. No more Pimpin' for him. He has been stricken with a serious, almost fatal virus. He has a case of 317. That is right. He has the 317 virus. He can't race outside the tractor beam of I-465 and the 317 area code.
All I heard this spring was about the riding he was going to do, how he could not wait for racing to start, the impending thrashing he anticipated delivering, but now he has caught 317. I am not sure that his case is curable. We will have to wait and see. I have seen many talented men succumb to this dreaded, deadly disease and never do big races again.
They thought that the dude in Atlanta with TB had it bad, but this 317 thing is a known killer. Look for CNN to pick up reports.
Safely away from 317 on the island of E'Ville,
The Enmark
3 comments:
It's not my fault. I've been quarantined and cannot leave the zip code w/o proper papers. With Google Earth Street view, there's no way I can sneak out to race outside of Nobletucky. So much for privacy....
Maybe I'll be cured in a week or two.
It is love sickness that has you.
Why, you can't race because you can't stop on the top of every climb to check your Text Messages. I told you in Tennessee you would not be racing because:
"I need to work on my relatioship"
I need to have balance."
"I don't want to ruin this."
Buy her a house and give it away. It is like being married but cheaper in the long run.
I think i have the Anti 317 disease. I have trained less than the T-Rent, but it seems I am racing more. Perhaps he needs to work on playing less "just the tip" and focus more on displaying his sack racing.
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