West Coast

So the G-Man is pretty much settled in Phoenix. I talked to him last weekend and he knocked out 2nd in a crit the previous weekend. Pretty impressive stuff for a guy that thinks that the Tour of Flanders is waaaaayyyyyy too early in the season.

More importantly, he is still hunting his prey. He was telling me about taking a tour of a 5.5 million dollar home in the foothills, so he could mack on the agent. He knows how to figure out what a big commission looks like. In a nutshell, the shack had more enclosed outdoor space than his last apartment, but more importantly he said, had a built in deep fryer. You never can tell when you just gotta have some wings.

He did tell me that riding out there is a bit scary. Something about huge groups and F-350's.

Stay tuned for an interview with the G-Man on how to mack Realtor chicks!

From the island of E'ville,

The Enmark

Team E'Ville Jersey

I am getting ready to launch the Team E'Ville Jersey order.

Email me at david.enmark@gmail.com or call my cell(812.483.8894) if you want to order. I plan on sending the order on Good Friday.

From the island of E'ville,

The Enmark

I'm Back

To steal from Kid Rock & the song Forever:

I'm back (back) the fog has lifted
The earth has shifted
and raised the gifted
You knew I'd be back
so pack your bone And hit the road jack
cause daddy's home


.....more to come....soon....

Still on the Island of E'ville,

THE Enmark

No Wonder.......

that Bob and Tom rip on Larry King all of the time! What a dip shit!!

Our New Standup Comedian!!!

So a horse walks into a bar…………




…..and the bartender says to him, “Hey, why the long face?”

I kill with that one!!!!!!!!

With This weekend's pending game.........

GO COLTS!!!!

Team E'Ville Jersey

Here is the Team E'ville Jersey. Leave a comment and let me know what you think. I am kicking around working with the Evansville bike club to make it the new club jersey if they are interested.

From the island of E'ville,

The Enmark

Team E'Ville

I have not been very diligent about posting lately.

I still need to put something together from Hilly and I owe everyone the farewell interview with G-Man. The good news is, he arrived unscathed and I can now do a two part interview about the exit from amateur status in Ohio and how he is doing in the pro ranks in Arizona. Stay tuned for that.

A few weeks ago, I told Suzuki Shane that I would help put Team E'ville together for his assault on the RAIN. I have no interest in riding that long or far (it is like 8 crits combined), but I would be a D.S. like Riis. I got with Mario and developed a kit. Actually, I told Mario what I wanted and he developed a kit. That being said, I am going to look into making it the club jersey for the Evansville bike club. It is really cool. I am going to get it in a format to post here on the blog, so that everyone can leave a comment.

From the island of E'ville,

The Enmark

G-Man is turning pro!

I have both sad and exciting news to report.

G-Man is taking his game professional. I know, you are thinking, "how does second place in a category 3 race in Indy get someone a pro deal?". This has nothing to do with riding his bike and everything to do with his ability to ride Cougars. Locally, the Ohio Cougar has been formidable prey, but is one that he has come to understand and easily tame. Having tamed the small mid-western Cougar population, he has decided to hunt wilder, more dynamic prey (i.e. silicone enhanced). He is dropping the amateur hunting status and heading to Phoenix, Arizona to tame the silicone beast. He has obtained a new Cougar hunting license focused on the DD class, strictly professional with independent wealth, who can provide him with a massive coronary by the time he is 40.

Good hunting my friend, we will miss you.

From the island of E'ville,

The Enmark

P.S. Stay tuned for a farewell interview with the G-Man prior to his departure.

A Promotion!!!

With the cycling season winding to a close, most of us are left pondering what might have been, making plans to be next years new "Eddy Merckx/Lance Armstrong" or simply have become sick of cycling. With all that has, and is, going on in professional cycling right now, it is pretty easy to see how we could all get a little disenfranchised with it right now. I think that is why the doping community has tried to adopt a similar system the Catholic church.

I am not saying that the dopers will end up lusting after 5 year old boys, although they say the roid rage is weird, but I am saying that they have instituted a hierarchy to help them in their quest to take on the UCI and WADA, but more importantly, remain mainstream in cycling. Velonews covers are an important part of taking doping mainstream. According to Sockguy, Dr. Fuentes has been named "Pope of Dope". Regionally and locally, they are instituting players in the network, trying to take on "The Man". The original doper is being promoted to fight "The Man". We now must refer to the original doper as Cardinal Barker, head of the Category 3 diocese of doping & lunacy.

From the island of E'Ville,

The Enmark